This week was pretty jam packed with cool, funny, and odd stuff that 
happened. I'm going to try and write about as much of it as I can :)
Monday
 Sister Carlson and I had our art P-day. We bought some fun new art 
supplies, I bought a fancy pencil, and then we just drew stuff all day, 
it was so much fun, and it put me in an arty mood for the rest of the 
week, I've been drawing a lot more since.
Tuesday
 morning I ran my first district meeting, as district leader of both 
Wrocław and Legnica :) It was a really good meeting, if I do say so 
myself. We basically just had a discussion on how we can be strengthened
 by our burdens and how we need to walk by faith. It was cool. After 
that we had an exchange with Kraków, but Sis Carlson and I lost track of
 time and didn't end up leaving for the train until a little late. My 
train was at 16:54, we left our house at 16:33, got on a tram at 16:41, the tram stopped by the Dworzec at 16:51, and I sprinted to my train and made it at 16:53
 :) Once I was on the train I turned around to see Sis Carlson catch up 
to me on the platform, and as the train started preparing to leave the 
last thing I said to her was "Let's not do that again". New mission 
goal, I never want to come that close to missing a train ever again, it 
was awful. I told the office elders I might not make it, so they were 
all freaking out. They called once I was on the train and when I told 
them I'd made it Elder Wilcox was like "OK everyone, she made it, crisis
 averted!" And I could hear cheering and other voices in the background,
 it sounded like I'd just managed to launch into space, lol.
On
 the train to Kraków I decided to draw some more. Some ladies came into 
my compartment at one point and saw my drawings, they were like "Och! 
Ładnie!" (oh! Pretty!) They were funny babci. They talked to me about me
 drawings a bit, and asked why I was here, so I told them I was a 
missionary, and then they started talking about how I shouldn't have to 
travel alone. They only rode with me for about 1 stop but they were 
really funny.
When I got into Kraków I was 
greeted by Sis Allowitz and the Senior couple, the Daltons. They got us 
food and we had a fun talk about the sketchyness of subway's tuna, lol. 
Then they drove us home. The Daltons are really nice and really funny. 
On the way out to their car we were wandering around for a while, 
following Elder Dalton, looking for the car, for about 10 minutes. Every
 once in a while Sister Dalton would call out something like "Maybe it's
 over there, did you check that spot?" After about 8 minutes I realised 
that she was kind of laughing to herself, she totally knew exactly where
 the car was, she was just messing with Elder Dalton, lol. Once we got 
into the car we were on our way out of the parking lot and Elder Dalton 
said "I'm not sure how to get to your house from here, but don't worry, 
we have a GPS that doesn't work, we'll find it!" Lol, it was so funny.
Wednesday
 was tons of fun, I had a great time with Sis Allowitz, she is straight 
up hilarious. Sister Holden has this really funny calender on her desk, 
it has all of these pictures of Jesus that are just kind of weird. Sis 
Allowitz and I couldn't help but laugh at some of then, and at one point
 we were messing around with the "magic frame" function on my camera and
 we took several really funny pictures of the camera using the magic 
frame. We also decided to try tying a shoe with our feet and we both got
 it... I'm not sure how we got onto the subject of tying shoes with 
feet, but we did, and it happened...
For 
English that day we decided to play catchphrase, and it was the best. In
 Catchphrase you have a word that you have to describe without using the
 word or the other words listed on the card, and the others have to 
guess. The class got really into it and it was really funny, especially 
because sister Allowitz kept laughing and everytime she did I would 
start cracking up. The first word was "Cereal" the guy who got the word 
started with "So, when you eat breakfast" and the guy next to him 
immediately guessed "An egg!" And then sister Allowitz just lost it, and
 i in turn busted out laughing. While we were dying the rest of the 
class kept throwing out guesses, before he'd even managed to say 
anything. People were throwing out various things they eat for breakfast
 and then one of the guys, Paweł said "I don't, usually". It was 
basically like that the whole time and Sis Allowitz and I could not 
control ourselves. At one point Sylwia, a recent convert in Kraków got a
 word that she didn't understand, so she consulted with Elder Everett 
for a minute, then turned to say something, but before she even said a 
word the class was throwing out guesses left and right. We were beside 
ourselves with laughter.
At the beginning of 
the class Elder Ahlander had me introduce myself. So I did, and the 
class asked what my hobbies are, so I told them that I draw. Well, after
 class one of the church members that came to the class came up to me 
and told me that he's a professor of art and he asked to see my 
drawings. Thankfully, because of art p-day, and because sis Carlson 
suggested I draw on the train, I had been sure to bring two of my 
sketchpads. It was really cool, He really liked my drawings and was 
saying that it was too bad that the semester just ended or he'd invite 
me to come draw in his class (There's also the problem of me currently 
being a missionary, and that I'm not serving in Kraków, but it was 
really cool).
On Thursday
 I had a fun morning with Sister Allowitz, we just talked and laughed a 
ton all the way until I got onto my train. I then spent several hours on
 a train before getting in to Wrocłąw to see my baby Carrot still alive 
after being babysat by the elders all day. Oh, I forgot to explain, Sis 
Carrot is Sis Carlson. Elder Garcia couldn't pronounce her name at first
 for some reason so he called her Sis Carrot and it's kind of caught on.
Friday
 was downright the funniest most jam packed day of the week! It all 
started during Comp study, sis Carlson and I were talking about what 
we'd studied in personal study when suddenly we both stopped and 
realised we both felt weird. It was like we were feeling the spirit, but
 we didn't know why. Suddenly Sis Carlson said "We need to leave the 
apartment!" We had no idea why, but we just gathered the things we'd 
need for the day, dropped everything and left. We Joked that the 
apartment was going to blow up or that a serial killer was going to come
 by our house. We still don't know what that was about but we decided to
 just roll with it and not question it.
We were
 planning to go to Legnica and we had to get some things from the chapel
 first so we dropped by there. We then went out to the tram-stop near 
there. As we started walking down the street toward the tram stop we 
suddenly heard a loud squeal. We looked forward to see a Yorkie rolling 
around on the sidewalk in front of a nicely dressed couple. Sis Carlson 
and I though the poor thing was having a seizure, but then we noticed 
the couple and all the other people around them were looking up. The 
poor little dog had flown out of the window. It looked like he broke a 
leg, but mostly he was OK, and the nicely dressed couple and several 
babci quickly ran to help him. It was really upsetting, but I'll admit, 
it became just a little bit funny when our tram arrived and one of the 
babci walked to the tram and as she passed us she turned had shouted 
"Wylecie z okna!" (He flew out the window!) Just the way she said it was
 really funny. The little Yorkie was in good hands though, he had a 
whole bunch of people to help him. It was really sad at crazy though. I 
don't know how he managed to fly out the window, but I've seen people 
lifting their dogs up to windows to see out of them and I've always 
though, someday someone's going to drop their dog and it's going to be 
really sad.
We had a lot of funny things happen
 once we got to Legnica. We were there for about 10 minutes and all of a
 sudden it started to rain, so we decided to drop off letters for 
tracting. I saw tons of cats too and we had lots of things happen that 
made us die laughing. Probably the best thing was toward the end of the 
day and we were walking back to the dworzec. I had just told Sister 
Carlson how the word for luck is "fart"... no joke... We were walking 
through the rynek-ish area when we saw the cutest little girl come 
running up to us. We both smiled really big at her and sister Carlson 
said "Cześć!" The girl got so excited and shocked that she dropped the 
sucker she was holding. It hit the ground and straight up shattered. Her
 parents were like oh no! and we were both like shoot! And so we swerved
 around then and started quick walking away, trying not to laugh when we
 pass this man talking to he son and all we hear him say is "fart, 
FART!" Rolling his r like crazy, we straight up died! We couldn't even 
contain ourselves. We were laughing so hard we were weaving like drunken
 Larries! It was so funny!
I can't even describe all the funny/crazy things that happened on Friday,
 there were so many and I just don't have the time! I'm sorry, but 
basically the whole day was about as ridiculous and funny as that last 
story. Straight up, frenzying pigeons, I tripped and almost ate it hard,
 a larry in bootyshorts emerged from a bush like a character from a 
commercial for breakfast cereal, gangs of roving 12 year olds, a cake 
with Mr. Bean's driver's license on it, seriously tons of cats, it... 
was... AWESOME!
Saturday
 Sister Blake was visiting with her brother and her mom, so we met up 
with them and went contacting for a while, then we went and got lunch. 
It was a lot of fun. Sister Blake's mom knows Dad too, apparently they 
met at BYU, so that was really cool. After that we went to Legnica 
again, but this time for a BAPTISM! Samuel Zań the oldest Zań boy got 
baptised this week, and it was beautiful! The baptism happened at a lake
 too, which was awesome, I got to check off "See someone baptised in a 
lake/river" from my mission bucket list. It was freezing cold though 
too, Samuel was freaking out. After his dad dunked him he burst out of 
the water and was freaking out, and then immediately leapt forward and 
started swimming away, it was so funny!
Then 
that night when we got back to Wrocław Sister Carlson and I met up with 
Sister Whiteley on the rynek! It was awesome, and really strange to see 
her in normal street clothes. We got food and BLT and Flatbreads, and 
talked for a while, it was really cool!
On Sunday
 Sister Whiteley gave me the package you guys sent with her. First thing
 I did was pull the card out in the middle of sacrament meeting. I saw 
the picture on the front, of Becky carrying the cross in Drop Dead 
Gorgeous, and I died laughing. Thank you guys so much for the awesome 
package. I already used some of the vanilla and brown sugar to make some
 of my "Hot Dang cookies". Sister Whiteley added a little bottle of 
Maple syrup too, so I'm really excited to make french toast or waffles 
sometime soon.
Well, that's basically all I have time to write about for this week. Dang, a lot happened, it was a really great week.
Also,
 I made my planner cover finally, it perfectly describes the transfer, 
with the back beign the Sis McCleary half, and the front being the Sis 
Carlson half. Sis Carlson Hates it 

Kocham was wszystkich!